Happy first day, website. I’ve created you to be a representation of myself on the web. Do you have any idea how terrifying that is? As Chuck Wendig so artfully put it, I am now a nerve without a tooth. So be brave little website. Stand proud and put forth my name. Soon you will have actual stories online to link to and maybe even some I upload myself. I hope that will be a trend moving into the future. And then one day, one mythical day, I will promote a novel on you. Some day we will do that together. So here we go.
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